I got bored again... So I present you with more random and useless factoids about my life : B

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People (Hooray for passive-aggressiveness!)
1.) I'm sorry you're so insecure about it, but please stop talking to me about your dick.
2.) You too, need to also stop talking to me about your dick. It's creeping me out.
3.) I sometimes imagine I'll meet you on the street one day and we'll pick up where we left off last time.
4.) You piss me off.
5.) I hope the next time I see you you're robbing a bank or attacking an old lady so I'll have a legitimate excuse to beat the shit out of you like I should have done years ago.
6.) I know I don't always show it, but I wish you all the love and happiness in the world.
7.) I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry.
8.) You're never getting your megaman X games back. Don't even bother asking me.
9.) I'm not half as stupid and immature as you seem to think I am.
10.) I really wish I could give you what it is you need, and everything you want, but sadly I'm not the one who's meant to do it.

Nine Things About Myself
1.) I am 6ft tall. YOU HEAR THAT?! 6 MUTHERFUGGIN' FEET WOMAN! DON'T TELL ME AGAIN THAT I'M NOT! I SWEAR I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU DO D:<
2.) While most people learned to stop talking with their hands and use proper English around age 10, I still continue to use them to this day.
3.) I have a tendency to blow things out of proportion for my own amusement.
4.) I can and will break into song at the least provocation.
5.) My love of food has become flanderized in recent years.
6.) I probably stretch and pop the bones in my hands, arms, back and knees 5-8 times a day.
7.) I love my hat.
8.) If you take my hat suddenly I will attack you.
9.) I'm serious.

Eight Ways To Win My Heart
1.) buy me a nice dinner
2.) buy me lunch
3.) buy me a snack
4.) give me the rest of your chips
5.) earn 10,000 tickets and exchange them at the front counter
6.) Break into my ribcage and rip it out
7.) sing a crooner song from the 50's or 60's
8.) have the absolutely cutest maniacal laugh I've ever heard

Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot
1.) "I could probably take him in a fight"
2.) "I could probably eat all that"
3.) "Ninjas need to attack or something 'cause I am BORED OUT OF MY SKULL"
4.) "HEY, j-j-jaded... you got your momma's style but you're yesterday's child to me..."
5.) "scenario #5: evil clone. What do you do?"
6.) "that shirt/jacket/haircut/etc. makes you look like a douchebag"
7.) "scenario #13: zombie attack. What do you do?"

Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep
1.) Say goodnight to whoever I'm talking to.
2.) turn off my comp.
3.) Brush teeth, use bathroom, all that jazz.
4.) Flop onto bed.
5.) After about 10 min, actually get under covers.
6.) Plan world domination.

Five Places I Want To Visit
1.) Japan. All the cool kids are doing it.
2.) France or Belgium. Just 'cause french is the only other language aside form English I know with any sort of competence.
3.) Jamaica. That place is awesome.
4.) Some Old European castle somewhere.
5.) The middle of nowhere. So I can finally get some peace and quiet.

Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1.) Glasses
2.) Hat
3.) T-shirt
4.) Pants

Three Bands That I Listen To Often
1.) AC/DC
2.) The Temptations
3.) Guns N' Roses

Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1.) Completely obliterate something in the name of science.
2.) Get 1 good maniacal laugh without people looking at me sideways.

One Confession
1.) The volume I sing at can be broken down into the simple formula V= (S/P) + A. Where V= volume, S= people singing with me at the time, P= people in the room, A= blood alcohol level. The closer the value is to 1 the louder I sing.